Archive for the ‘All TheWoodChips’ Category


NSA Email Spying – Another Government Benefit For Americans

This whole NSA thing kind of puts a new spin on cloud computing… hmmm, clouded in secrecy computing that is. And wow, who’d of thunk it.  The NSA is now providing free email file backup for all Americans.  That is to say, what with them copying and saving all of our email data, who needs [...]

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Featuring WoodChips Character Woody

Woody is a little on the sleazy-treezy side, if you get my driftwood. He sells used cars and used insurance for a living and some of his deals are a little questionable. But there must be some good heartwood deep in that trunk of his because Mimosa is kinda sweet on him, although that may [...]

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I Tried To Be Good, But…

CARTOON DIALOG Setting: Mimosa, in her car, has been pulled over by DeadWood, on his Holly Davidson Unicycle.  Mimosa is trying to talk her way out of getting a speeding ticket.  Note that DeadWood is the part time law enforcement in her neck of the woods. Mimosa:  “I tried to be good, but I got bored.” DeadWood:  Too [...]

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Freedom Of The Press? Hey, We’re Just(ice) Helpin’ Out

Now see there.  There’s a perfectly good reason for the Justice Department tapping into all of the Press’s contacts.  The Administration, which has said repeatedly in press conferences that they are very much for Freedom of the Press, was just helping out. You really have to wonder sometimes what all the flap is about.  Here [...]

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The New IRS Benghazi Freedom of the Press

CARTOON DIALOG: SETTING:  The President and an Advisor talking in the White House – at the edge of the Fiscal Cliff – sometime in the past. Advisor: Why so down Chief? Budget worries? President:  No, as a former Constitutional Law Professor I’m worried we don’t have enough freedom of the press. Advisor:  Really?  What can [...]

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Imagine You Are A Politician

OK, so in all fairness, there are a few good politicians out there. But they are few and far between, and the current bunch are rotten to the core. What’s a good politician?  I think one that protects property rights, and protects individual rights, and upholds the Constitution. But I repeat myself. Have a nice [...]

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Thorns Have A Rose

CARTOON DIALOG: Setting: The Merry Woodster is approaching a fork in the road where there is a red  rose bush.  He leans over to pick up a rose in the path that has fallen from the bush.  And he thinks… Merry Woodster (thinking): Some people are always grumbling because roses have thorns… Merry Woodster (thinking [...]

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New Honorary WoodChip Steve

Congratulations to Steve as our latest Honorary WoodChip.  Steve has been a long-time enthusiastic supporter of The WoodChips. You can see him listed along with other WoodChips Luminaries here – Honorary WoodChips. Enjoy your 15 minutes of fame! J. Daniel

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Kim Jong’s Missile Can’t Start

I got the idea for this cartoon while installing Windows 8, rather painfully I might say, on my new laptop this week.  And of course, Kim Jong and his bravado from North Korea has been all over the news, so the two ideas just kind of congealed into an obvious ”double failure to launch” idea, so to speak. MilliSoft [...]

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Cruise Lines Pentimento

So I changed the ship name in this cartoon a couple of times – and like this version of Eck-At-Sea best. The Italians have a word for this – when an artist changes his mind and paints over something and changes it.  It’s called “pentimento.”  Literally, the artist “repents.” Now there’s no doubt I have [...]

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