Bonsai’s a little Oriental Maple with an attitude.  He always starts his sentences with AAAAyyyy!!! And ends them with Chhopppp!   “Aye chop,” means yes.  “No chop,” means no.  And “chop chop,” means get going or I’m going to run your ass over.

Outside of doing a little time in the trade with Stumpy in the past, Bonsai’s only skill is in martial arts.  Therefore he has a rather direct and simplistic view of the world.  Bonsai’s deepest conviction is that if it can’t be fixed with a chopp, it can’t be fixed.

No chit, Bonsai.

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