#90-Right To Bare Arms; President’s Stock Market Advice; Two Rules To Stock Investing; How NOT To Cross A River

 

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PRESIDENT’S STOCK MARKET ADVICE

TWO RULES TO PROFITABLE STOCK INVESTING

 
  

Get 4.333 More Smiles Per Month and Keep Your Life From Spinning Out Of Control with the new 2015 WoodChips Weekly Planner

 

Hey,
those funky monthly calendars only have 12 pictures for the year and
tiny, microscopic little boxes to write in all your important stuff.
You could run out of space!  Miss important things!  Your life could
spin out of control!  Aaaarrggghhhh!!!!

But the WoodChips Weekly
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of 12 cartoons you get 52.  That’s 52 / 12 = 4.333 more smiles per
month.

And big boxes to write all your important stuff!

By the way, the WoodChips are regularly viewed in over 150 countries.  Here’s what people are saying about them…

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Aaaarrggghhhh!!!! – Not sure why that’s there but just click here for the calendar anyway.

HOW NOT TO CROSS A RIVER
Comments welcome – JDaniel@TheWoodChips.com.
SO WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON?

A. Right To Bare Arms
B. President’s Stock Market Advice
C. Old Chinese Proverb
D. Two Rules To Profitable Investing
 
Just shoot me an email here at JDaniel@TheWoodChips.com.

YOU WILL LAUGH OUT LOUD!!!

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in the FIRST EVER WOODCHIPS CARTOON BOOK

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Winston Churchill once said that when you make someone laugh, you give them a little vacation.

Which is what you will do for yourself as you enjoy more of the WoodChip’s antics as they keep on saving
our planet, one chuckle at a time. 

 

The WoodChips are spunky tree characters with names like
June Nipper, Woody, DeadWood, Mimosa, Maple and Elmer – to name a few – all
poking fun at things and helping us to “see the forest through the Trees.”

The book is chock full of over 60 of the BEST WoodChips cartoons!  Like…

 

 

  • Never Do Math In A Bar
  • Friends Don’t Let Other Friends Do Stupid Things… Alone
  • Coach KickAsh Is A Genius
  • And many more
And you get an introduction to ALL 18 of the WoodChips characters.  Hey, it’s a virtual Tour de Forest of WoodChipdom, with more characters like Capt’n Stumpy, Mr. BigTwig, Dr. TreeAge, Sir BranchALot, Van Bough, DogWood (he’s a WoofChip) and others.
Plus 7 humorous articles to boot — like Chicken Feathers Will Save The World, or If At First You Don’t Succeed, Skydiving Is Not For You (where the book title came from).
In all, over 140 pages of fun.  Just click here if you’d like a sneak look inside – If At First You Don’t Succeed…

 

 

 

And give yourself a mini-vacation.

 

 

 

Comments welcome – JDaniel@TheWoodChips.com.

 

NEW 2015 FREE WOODCHIPS CALENDARS NOW AVAILABLE
 
 
And for those procrastinators out there we still have the 

 
FREE 2014 WOODCHIPS CALENDARS STILL AVAILABLE (and my hat’s off to you – I thought I was good about putting things off but you are a master at it (chuckle).
The FREE 2014 WoodChips Calendars are now available.  Currently there are ten to choose from.
 
Shown above is the second highest downloaded calendar in 2013.  I got the idea for the cartoon in a phone conversation one evening with enthusiastic WoodChipper Karen of Kansas City (also my sister).  Apparently, the overloaded work thing struck a resonant chord with many WoodChippers around the world.
 
Can you guess which cartoon / calendar hit the number one position?  The women WoodChippers will appreciate this.  That’s because women created it.  To get that interesting background story, Click here to view the most frequently downloaded WoodChips calendar for 2013.
 

 

 

 

Well, that pretty much covers it for this edition.  Now don’t go tearing off all of your shirt sleeves just to exercise your right to bare arms.  I’m pretty sure there’s some kind of federal regulation against that… heck, they have regulations for everything these days.

 

 

 

Anyhow, bare armed or not, I hope you enjoyed this edition of The WoodChips.   
 
And don’t forget, you can’t believe everything you see on the “internets.”  Except the WoodChips stuff, of course.
Be sure and email us because we love to read all of your thoughts and opinions.  And feel free to say what’s on your mind, bend the facts to fit pet theories, or heck, use no facts at all and just let her rip in a stream of consciousness.  Factual, thought-out comments are also welcome, although viewed with great suspicion as they don’t fit the format of the national debate.

You can send your comments to me at JDaniel@TheWoodChips.com.

P.S. And don’t forget to forward this email to your friends.  They might enjoy it as well.  And, they can sign up for their own free newsletter by clicking here. 

 

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