#50-Bank Robs World

This Edition:Bank Robs World
Also: Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons
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About: Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons

   Hi J. Daniel,I absolutely have some bad days like this at the office … but reading funny posts like this one helps ease the pain.

   Thanks for the chuckle-best wishes-Pete G.
Thanks, Pete-glad you liked it.-J. Daniel
P.S. By the way, Pete has a great web site called The Healthy Minute about Nutrition, Fitness and Healthy Recipes.  Check it out – I met Pete in Miami last year.  He’s a  great guy and knows what he’s talking about. 

Bank Robs World

Give a man a gun and he can rob a bank.  Give a man a bank and he can rob the world.
Yup – and be too big to fail at that.  Meaning we get to bail them out when they fail … hmmm … after we pay all their thousand little fees and charges.  Ya gotta love it, don’t you?
Some days I wish I was a banker, don’t you?  Okay – maybe that’s stretching it a bit (chuckle).
So just what are your thoughts on bankers … and fees … and bailouts … just click here and scroll down to the comment box – that is if you have an opinion on this sort of thing (chuckle).
Have a nice day – J. Daniel

Meddle Not In The Affairs Of Dragons

Meddle not in the affairs of Dragons … for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup … hmmm … seems like good advice.
Maybe Sir BranchALot should have paid attention to that one.  Looks like he’s having a bad day at the office.  Ever had a bad day at the office like his … feel free to comment and let us know … just click here and scroll down to the comment box.
And have a better day today – J. Daniel
Bonus Cartoons
(just click links below)
Real funny how fast this thought morphed into something else.
The little WoodChip girl Cherry is puzzled about something.

2012 WoodChips Calendars
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P.P.S. Also, don’t mess with dragons (chuckle) – just a little health
tip for you … or you’ll be having a bad day at the office like Sir
BranchALot in this issue’s cartoon.

Woods To Live By – Tree Quotes

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