Archive for June, 2015


Don’t Ask Dad For A Drink Of Water

Cartoon Dialog: Setting:  Elmer is using son Chip as a water dowsing rod to find water.  His sister Cherry is watching this – puzzled. Chip (being shaken around like a dowsing rod): That’s the last time I ask Dad for a drink of water.

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Politicians and Mathematicians Use Imaginary Numbers

Ummm.  No offense to Mathematicians . See other styles and merchandise here.

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When You’re Up To Your Alligators

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple standing in a stream, arms up raised, looking overwhelmed.  There are hungry alligators

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Cherry Writes About The Stone Age

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Cherry writing in her log about the Stone Age.

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Mo’ Metadata

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: DeadWood is attending a presidential campaign rally with many other

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Big Insights From The Employee Survey

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple and Fern are at work gossiping and talking by the water cooler.

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The TV Survey Destroys Woody’s Best Pickup Line

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark n Barley Bar using his best bar pickup line on Mimosa… who is in a skimpy pink bikini and is

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Sans Ambition

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Shows a bunch of WoodChips office workers in a cubicle farm.  There is a big sign that says “Think Outside The Box –

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Woody Has A Cold

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark n Barley Bar with Mimosa and the Indian.  Woody has a cold and

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Disagreeing With The Boss

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple is in Mr. BigTwig’s office (her boss).

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