Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark n Barley Bar using his best bar pickup line on Mimosa… who is in a skimpy pink bikini and is hmmmm… well endowed, shall we say.  But a survey announcement on TV comes at the worst possible time.
Woody: My, my… What nice big eyes you have, Mimosa.
TV Announcer: According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a woman is her eyes…
TV Announcer (continuing): And women say the first thing they notice about men is they’re a bunch of liars.
Mimosa: My, my… What nice big lies you have, Woody.