#58-The Presidential Candidate Gaffe Preventer


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The Presidential Candidate Gaffe Preventer

There’s a lot of the taste of shoe leather going around these days in the Presidential campaigns.  Of course, being the civic minded folks that we are here at WoodChips Central, we commissioned Woody to create a Presidential Candidate Gaffe Preventer.I think he did a pretty good job, don’t you?  I mean, he took an existing product, a handkerchief, and applied a new creative use for it.  And it seems to work pretty well.

Of course, we had a pretty lively debate here at WoodChips Central about whether to publish the cartoon.  Some folks admonished Woody to not be too proud of his invention as an individual accomplishment, reminding him that he used public roads to go buy the hanky.

And others, myself included, are rather worried one of the candidates will criticize the seeming lack of security preparedness for the candidate shown testing the Gaff Preventer in the cartoon.

You just can’t win with some of these folks.

Anyhow, I’ll leave it to you to guess which candidate(s) the cartoon is talking about.

I’m thinking you can’t miss on that guess.  You decide.

Have a nice day – J. Daniel

Woods To Live By
It’s not just this year’s Presidential Candidates who make gaffes.  Here’s a few more you may enjoy …

“The word “genius” isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein.” — Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part of your life.” — Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign.

“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.” — Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC.

“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a jackass, & I’m just the one to do it.” — A congressional candidate in Texas

“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities in our air & water that are doing it.” — Al Gore, Vice President

“I love California. I practically grew up in Phoenix.” — Dan Quayle, Vice President

“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.” — Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor. [By the way, this guy is not related to the author...thank goodness!]

“If somebody has a bad heart, they can plug this jack in at night as they go to bed & it will monitor their heart throughout the night. And the next morning, when they wake up dead, there’ll be a record.” — Mark Fowler, FCC Chairman

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