Archive for the ‘CelluChips (Business)’ Category


It’s Always A Good Morning But …

So Maple and Hazel, office mates, are saying good morning to each other.  And Maple observes it’s always good in the morning, but the end of the day doesn’t always match the beginning of the day. This cartoon was inspired by a priceless conversation I overheard at the office the other day.  Ann C., a [...]

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Debt Crisis, Dunkin Donuts and Football

WoodChips football expert J. Schmidbauer advises me that the football season is upon us and thank God for that.  I think you’ll all agree after the past couple of months we could use a break. It has been positively stressful lately.  We’ve  faced numerous simutaneous crises such as  1) a football strike, 2) inability to invest [...]

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TMA – Too Many Acronyms

Don’t you just hate it when people use too many acronyms in a meeting? I swear, the meetings I attend these days are nothing but acronyms – which makes them incredibly hard to understand. One of the worst fields for acronym abuse is IT (Information Technology – i.e. Computers) whose name is even an acronym.  [...]

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BullChip-A-Tron 9000 Stunning Press Release

In a stunning press release today, computer scientists at WoodChips Central announced that the BullChip-A-Tron 9000 has cleared beta testing and is now in production.  The BullChip-A-Tron 9000 is a highly advanced heuristic artificial intelligence computer that can translate inane drivel told to customers and citizens by businesses and politicians throughout the world.  WoodChips computer scientists [...]

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Sometimes It Really Is Captain Marvel

Sometimes the improbable, no matter how unlikely it may seem, really does happen. Like a near nuclear reactor meltdown due to a highly improbable 8.9 earthquake in Japan. The number 8.9 just doesn’t sound as big and as bad as it really is when it comes to earthquakes.  This is because scientists use a logarithmic [...]

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So Would You Like To Write Your Own Blog

Many people, millions in fact, write blogs today.  So have you ever wanted to write one of your own? Here’s a couple of helpful tips for you.  First, you can do this for free.   There are many free blog programs out there.  I’ve tried most of them and I can save you some time by telling [...]

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