#48-Halloween and Chicken Gizzards

This Edition: 
Bob For Apples 

Chicken Gizzard Soup
Bonus Halloween Cartoon-Costume Confusion 

And:New Rule For Washington-That Will Fix Their @#$! 

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Chicken Gizzard Soup

So I have to confess, I do actually like chicken gizzards, probably
something I shouldn’t say out loud or in polite company.  That’s because I
understand people come down pretty hard one way or the other on them –
there’s no in-between opinion.

I had some friends over for a barbecue one afternoon and offered them
some chicken gizzards as an appetizer.  My friend Marty declined with
an unambiguous opinion that “what was inside the chicken should …   Click here for more Chicken Gizzards.

of·fal - [aw-fuhl, of-uhl] – noun – the parts of a
butchered animal that are considered inedible by human beings; – LIKE
Chicken Gizzards.

New Rule For Washington-That Will Fix Their @#$! 

It seems that all the Washington politicians want to do is spend our
money to get re-elected.  That’s it – money and re-election.  So if they
want to get re-elected so bad, let’s make a new rule.The new rule is a law that says “anytime there is a deficit
of more than 3% of GDP, all sitting members of Congress – and the
President -  are ineligible for re-election.”
Let’s call it the 3% Law.  And let’s pass the 3% Law – that will fix their @#$!

I’d love to take credit for this idea, but honestly, my good friend
Dave sent me an email about it.  And the email says the idea came from a
quote by Warren Buffett.  The email is a chain letter, but there is
some basis of truth in it.

According to the Wall Street Journal, Warren did … click here for more New Rule For Washington.

Bonus Halloween Cartoon – Costume Confusion 

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