No More Lumps Of Coal For Christmas

No lumps of coal allowed this Christmas.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple is watching Elmer stuff a solar panel in a stocking.  It’s so big it is ripping the stocking.  A Christmas tree and gifts are in the background.
Maple: Elmer, for goodness sakes, what are you doing?
Elmer: We can’t do lumps of coal anymore… the federal government has mandated solar panels this year.


2 Responses to “No More Lumps Of Coal For Christmas”

  1. Frank Scotti says:

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    Frank Scotti

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    Hello Frank,
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    “What would it cost for us to be able to use this image as our one sided , no fold christmas card? Qty: 500, single use, 2016 only? Thanks. Frank Scotti”
    After your purchase you will receive a print-ready 300 DPI JPEG image of the cartoon. The average size for a cartoon is about 8” or 2500 pixels. A JPEG is a standard graphics file you can use in just about any application.
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