#85-Great New DIET; Sure Cure For Unemployment; First Ever WoodChips Cartoon Book-Coming SOON


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Comments welcome – JDaniel@TheWoodChips.com.

Get Your Quiet Smiles And Chuckles Here…


Enjoy more of the WoodChip’s antics as they keep on saving
our planet, one chuckle at a time. 

The WoodChips are spunky tree characters with names like
June Nipper, Woody, DeadWood, Mimosa, Maple and Elmer – to name a few – all
poking fun at things and helping us to “see the forest through the Trees.”

Learn how chicken feathers will save the world, why to never
do math in a bar
, and much, much more to amaze your friends — who will think
you’re so cool they will probably even loan you money!
Below is a preview of the introduction in the book, which will contain over 70 cartoons… so check it out, and stay tuned… the publication date is scheduled for the end of June!
Hmmm… guess I’d best get cracking on this book project :-) .



Everything in this
book is true.

Well, except for the
parts where I kind of tugged and stretched the truth a bit.  Or any accidental resemblances to real people
or companies.  Or the parts I just made

Outside of that, it’s
all true.

By the way, I started
writing this book by accident.  You may
wonder how that’s possible, and I’ll tell you. It all began as a simple little ad (see next page) encouraging people to
sign up for the cool WoodChips Newsletter. And it just took off from there.

As in, REALLY took on
a life of its own.  The heavens parted
and angels sang as a mysterious, shining force began guiding my fingers across
the keyboard, and my pen across the cartoon drawing table.

Okay, well maybe not
the angels part (or the heavens part either). Now see there, this is one of those points I may have stretched a bit.

Anyhow, then I just
wrote the darn book and now you have it in your hands, so we’ve got all the
boring history stuff out of the way.

The book is full of
cartoons, and a bit about the characters as well.  I also included a few humorous articles since
most WoodChips viewers only read the newsletter for the “highly intellectual”
written content and not the pictures.

Or you can just look
at the pictures.  Anyhow, just have fun
with it; I certainly did.  And like they
say in the Doritos ad, “you keep eatin’ them, and we’ll make more.”

P.S. I didn’t mean
eating the book literally – that was a metaphor.  Reading the book will do just fine.  And chuckling here and there.

P.P.S. Was joshing
about the mysterious, shining force also.

P.P.P.S. If you really
like the book could you do me and the WoodChips a favor and write a nice review
at www.Amazon.com?  Mimosa says she’ll give you a free drink down
at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar if you do.  And
if you don’t like the book, she says she’ll give you two free drinks to shut you
up and NOT write a review.

Okay – I think we’ve
got all the bases covered.  Onward Ho…

Comments welcome – JDaniel@TheWoodChips.com.

The FREE 2014 WoodChips Calendars are now available.  Currently there are ten to choose from.
Shown above is the second highest downloaded calendar in 2013.  I got the idea for the cartoon in a phone conversation one evening with enthusiastic WoodChipper Karen of Kansas City (also my sister).  Apparently, the overloaded work thing struck a resonant chord with many WoodChippers around the world.
Can you guess which cartoon / calendar hit the number one position?  The women WoodChippers will appreciate this.  That’s because women created it.  To get that interesting background story, Click here to view the most frequently downloaded WoodChips calendar for 2013.


Well, that’s pretty much it for now, so I hope you enjoyed this edition of The WoodChips.   
And don’t forget, you can’t believe everything you see on the “internets.”  Except the WoodChips stuff, of course.
Be sure and email us because we love to read all of your thoughts and opinions.  And feel free to say what’s on your mind, bend the facts to fit pet theories, or heck, use no facts at all and just let her rip in a stream of consciousness.  Factual, thought-out comments are also welcome, although viewed with great suspicion as they don’t fit the format of the national debate.

You can send your comments to me at JDaniel@TheWoodChips.com.

P.P.S. And don’t forget to forward this email to your friends.  They might enjoy it as well.  And, they can sign up for their own free newsletter by clicking here. 


Did you miss previous issues, or just signed up and would like to read more – or perhaps you’re doing a serious research paper, or homework, and need an authoritative source like the WoodChips (chuckle).
OR – Click here to see all the cartoons at the websitewww.TheWoodChips.com.


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