Cartoon Dialog: Setting: The White House. President Obama and Vice President Joe are talking.
President Obama: Just exactly what is a STRATEGY, Joe? Is it a fund raising technique… or maybe a new way to use my teleprompter… or what???
Vice President Joe: Hmmm… not sure where to begin with this one, Chief…
This month, WoodChips subscribers in France viewed the WoodChips site more than any other non-US country. So in a tribute to them, we created this cartoon in French.
And it seems to be a nice French sentiment, and one of mine as well. Now, you have to be careful with translations, I mean, this may mistakenly say something like “Dan stuck a carrot in his ear,” so read with a grain of salt.
Click here for the English translation... or what I think it says (chuckle).
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple has just entered Mr. BigTwigs office. Behind his desk, Mr. BigTwig has a poster on the wall that says, TEAMWORK – A bunch of people doing what I say.
Maple: So what do you want to do boss?
Mr. BigTwig: Well, there a re a couple of things… so let’s start with one and then finish up with the other.
Maple: Wow, that’s why you get paid the big bucks.
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer is watching the news on TV; He almost spills his brew with the surprising announcement from the chairman of the Federal Reserve.
Announcer: Breaking news… in testimony before Congress, the Federal Reserve Chairman just stated that… “There is NO INFLATION, although prices inexplicably continue to rise.”
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Cherry is writing in her daily log and journal.
Cherry (thinking and writing): Hmmm… so today at scholl my teacher asked what was the greatest invention and I said the THERMOS BOTTLE.
Cherry (thinking and writing more): It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold.
Cherry: How does it know?
Cartoon Dialog: Setting. Woody meets Oakey Pokey at a fork in the road. Oakey is carrying a bag.
Woody: What’s in the bag, Oakey Pokey?
Oakey Pokey: Chickens
Woody: So if I guess how many chickens will you give me one?
Oakey Pokey: Shucks, Woody, if you can guess how many chickens, I’ll give you both of them.
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody just finished a brew at the Bark n Barley Bar and thinks he needs some coffee.
Woody: Hey Mimosa, I’ll have a coffee without cream.
Mimosa: Sorry, we’re out of cream.
Mimsa (thinking): Hmm… but we do have milk.
Mimosa: How about a coffee without milk?