Mimosa’s Size Matters Dream

Mimosa has an embarrassing giant dream that keeps her awake at night because size matters.
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Trump Stumps In Wisconsin

Donald Trump Stumps in Wisconsin - the Cheese State.

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Late Night Drinking Lecture

Woody gets pulled over driving late at night - and his funny destination
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Political Parrot Talk

Political Parrot talk in Washington DC

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Always Plan Ahead

It pays to plan ahead

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is pointing to a big sign.  The sign says “It Pays To Always Plan Ahead.”  But Woody didn’t plan ahead when he drew the sign because he ran out of space on the sing and the worrd “Ahead” is squeezed into the last part of the sign, barely fitting in it.

The Long And The Short Of The Stock Market

Stock market long and short

Cartoon Dialog: Setting:  Mimosa the bartendress and Woody are in the Bark n Barley Bar.  A TV announcer is talking on TV.
TV Announcer: And in the stock market, our very own analyst Yul B. Broker, recommends you  go long MilliSoft, and short ACME corporation.
Mimosa: I don’t get that stock market talk, Woody.
Woody: It’s easy, Mimosa.  When you’re long, you make money when your stock goes up.  And when you’re short, you make money when your stock goes down.
Mimosa: Ahhh… I think I’ve got it…  So… here’s to your longs going up, and your shorts going down.
Woody: I’ll drink to that.

Libertarian Chicken About To Cross The Road

Why did the chicken cross the road

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: A chicken is standing by the road across from a pub.
Chicken (thinking): I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Always Finish What You…

Always finish what you...

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody pointing to a big sign.  Te big sign says, “Always finish what you sta”

Putting Off Procrastination

Elmer seems to be procrastinating.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer in his backyard barbecuing.
Elmer (thinking): I’m better at procrastination than anyone I know… that is, whenever I get around to it.

Old People Drinking

The health benefits of old people drinking.
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody and Mimosa the bartendress at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar.  A news reporter is talking on the TV on the wall.
News Reporter: A recent university study concludes that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density.
Woody: They need it.
Mimosa: Why’s that?
Woody: They’re the ones falling down the most.