Senator: All in favor of the Omnibus Resolution for Perpetual War, Health Care Clarification Act (with 12,347 new rules), Freedom To Pilfer IRA Retirement Savings Act, the new Anticipated Dividend / Capital Gains Tax, Citizen’s Email Seizure Bill… hmmm… and funding Senator BlunderBum’s Grease My Campaign Contributors New Bridge To Nowhere Earmark… say Aye.
Maple: Oh My God!!! We need another government just to protect us from our current government.
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Mimosa, Woody and an Indian are in the Bark n Barley Bar. Woody is eating a giant cheeseburger.
Mimosa: Woody, you shouldn’t eat that, it has a lot of fat in it. You should be a vegetarian and get healthy.
Woody: Vegetarian! Yechhh! I’ll never give up my carnivorous ways.
Indian: Yeah, right, Woody! Vegitarian is just an old Indian word for BAD HUNTER.
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: The White House. President Obama and Vice President Joe are talking.
President Obama: Just exactly what is a STRATEGY, Joe? Is it a fund raising technique… or maybe a new way to use my teleprompter… or what???
Vice President Joe: Hmmm… not sure where to begin with this one, Chief…
This month, WoodChips subscribers in France viewed the WoodChips site more than any other non-US country. So in a tribute to them, we created this cartoon in French.
And it seems to be a nice French sentiment, and one of mine as well. Now, you have to be careful with translations, I mean, this may mistakenly say something like “Dan stuck a carrot in his ear,” so read with a grain of salt.
Click here for the English translation... or what I think it says (chuckle).
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple has just entered Mr. BigTwigs office. Behind his desk, Mr. BigTwig has a poster on the wall that says, TEAMWORK – A bunch of people doing what I say.
Maple: So what do you want to do boss?
Mr. BigTwig: Well, there a re a couple of things… so let’s start with one and then finish up with the other.
Maple: Wow, that’s why you get paid the big bucks.
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer is watching the news on TV; He almost spills his brew with the surprising announcement from the chairman of the Federal Reserve.
Announcer: Breaking news… in testimony before Congress, the Federal Reserve Chairman just stated that… “There is NO INFLATION, although prices inexplicably continue to rise.”