Halloween Not The Scariest Night Of The Year Anymore
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer and Maple looking at the full moon at night. Read the rest of this entry »
Mimosa’s Size Matters Dream
Trump Stumps In Wisconsin
Late Night Drinking Lecture
Political Parrot Talk
Always Plan Ahead
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is pointing to a big sign. The sign says “It Pays To Always Plan Ahead.” But Woody didn’t plan ahead when he drew the sign because he ran out of space on the sing and the worrd “Ahead” is squeezed into the last part of the sign, barely fitting in it.
The Long And The Short Of The Stock Market
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Mimosa the bartendress and Woody are in the Bark n Barley Bar. A TV announcer is talking on TV.
TV Announcer: And in the stock market, our very own analyst Yul B. Broker, recommends you go long MilliSoft, and short ACME corporation.
Mimosa: I don’t get that stock market talk, Woody.
Woody: It’s easy, Mimosa. When you’re long, you make money when your stock goes up. And when you’re short, you make money when your stock goes down.
Mimosa: Ahhh… I think I’ve got it… So… here’s to your longs going up, and your shorts going down.
Woody: I’ll drink to that.
Libertarian Chicken About To Cross The Road
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: A chicken is standing by the road across from a pub.
Chicken (thinking): I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.
Always Finish What You…
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody pointing to a big sign. Te big sign says, “Always finish what you sta”
Putting Off Procrastination
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer in his backyard barbecuing.
Elmer (thinking): I’m better at procrastination than anyone I know… that is, whenever I get around to it.
