Late Night Drinking Lecture

Woody gets pulled over driving late at night - and his funny destination
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is pulled over by the police.  It very late at night.
Police Officer: Hey Woody, where are you going at 2:00 in the morning?
Woody: To a lecture on the evils of alcohol and staying out late at night.
Police Officer: Who gives a lecture at 2:00 A.M.?
Woody: Um… my girlfriend Mimosa.

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