Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody and Mimosa the bartendress at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar.  A news reporter is talking on the TV on the wall.
News Reporter: A recent university study concludes that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density.
Woody: They need it.
Mimosa: Why’s that?
Woody: They’re the ones falling down the most.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody and WC Tree having a brew together at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar:  Hillary Clinton is on the TV screen.
Hillary: It’s a fact that we were so poor that the Bank of Arkansas came over and repossessed the free calendar they gave us at the county fair…
Woody: I’m always suspicious of “FACTS.”
WC Tree: Yeah, the only ones I trust are the ones I make up myself.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Mimosa in the Bark ‘n Barley Bar, with an open bottle of wine, demonstrating how to enjoy it.
Mimosa: The secret to enjoying a good wine is simple… Step 1: Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.  Step 2: If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing, give it mouth to mouth resuscitation.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: WC Tree and Woody down at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar talking.
WC Tree: I spent ninety percent of my money on wine, women and song… and basically just wasted the other 10 percent.

Setting: Elmer and Maple are in the kitchen,  Elmer is looking for the bowl – which is right in front of him.
Elmer: Where’s the bowl?
Maple (pointing right at it and talking to her girlfriend on the phone, saying: Sorry, I had to fin all of the things that were in plain sight for Elmer.Elmer: I don’t care where you put it, just pleas put it back in the same place every time so I can find it.

Setting: Elmer and Maple are in the kitchen,  Elmer is looking for the bowl – which is right in front of him.
Elmer: Where’s the bowl?
Maple (pointing right at it and talking to her girlfriend on the phone, saying: Sorry, I had to fin all of the things that were in plain sight for Elmer.

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