Old People Drinking

The health benefits of old people drinking.
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody and Mimosa the bartendress at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar.  A news reporter is talking on the TV on the wall.
News Reporter: A recent university study concludes that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density.
Woody: They need it.
Mimosa: Why’s that?
Woody: They’re the ones falling down the most.

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