Cartoon Dialog: Setting: DeadWood is attending a presidential campaign rally with many other WoodChips.  A presidential candidate is speaking.
DeadWood (to presidential candidate): What about all the NSA data collection?
Candidate: I fully support the First Amendment for free speech, and I’ll double the NSA budget… Hmmm… I never meta data I didn’t like!
Woman and Man WoodChip (in the crowd): Huh?
Caption: Campaign promises are flying… Now to make sense of them???
Note: Credit for this WoodChip cartoon goes to Bob Gerringer of California – Great line, Bob, and thanks .  J. Daniel.