Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark n Barley Bar with Mimosa and the Indian.  Woody has a cold and sneezes real hard, spilling his beer and blowing beer foam all over the place.
Woody: Aaah… CHOO!!!
Mimosa: Woody, you really should do something about that cold.
Mimosa (continuing): You should gargle with hot vinegar.
Mimosa (again): And take Whap-A-Tussin.
The Indian: Should rub hot bear fat on chest.
Caption: The worst thing about having a cold is all the annoying advice people give you.