CARTOON DIALOG

Setting: Mimosa, in her car, has been pulled over by DeadWood, on his Holly Davidson Unicycle.  Mimosa is trying to talk her way out of getting a speeding ticket.  Note that DeadWood is the part time law enforcement in her neck of the woods.

Mimosa:  “I tried to be good, but I got bored.”

DeadWood:  Too surprised to comment.