CARTOON DIALOG:

SETTING:  The President and an Advisor talking in the White House – at the edge of the Fiscal Cliff – sometime in the past.

Advisor: Why so down Chief? Budget worries?

President:  No, as a former Constitutional Law Professor I’m worried we don’t have enough freedom of the press.

Advisor:  Really?  What can we do?

President:  Let’s audit the situation – get the IRS involved, make sure the Press has plenty of contacts and sources.

Advisor:  Good idea, Chief – want me to get them on Benghazi too?

President:  Ummm – I’ll get back to you on that.