Oh my, I feel another government bailout coming on, don’t you? I’m talking about a cruise line — let’s say they are called something like Cornyval Cruise Lines (not their real name) that’s had a rash of problems lately, what with their generators failing out at sea, hmmm, which makes the plumbing fail out at [...]

I had a friend tell me the other day they didn’t think I believed much in the Federal Government. Ha! Now that’s a good one. I really do believe in the Federal Government.  I believe they do two things better than anyone else on the planet.  And those things are… 1) Doing nothing 2) Over-reacting [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Two WoodChips, Maple and TreeBoone, are in Washington D. C. Maple: I heard the economy is so bad that lobbyist had to lay off 25 Congressmen. TreeBoone: Wow, that bad! Caption below cartoon: Now Washington really feels our pain.

CARTOON DIALOG: A bunch of WoodChips are working in the office in their cubicles. Guy WoodChip: YAHOO!!! I just got my favorite kind of email. Gal WoodChip: What kind is that? Guy WoodChip: Someone canceled a meeting. Gal WoodChip: Can you forward me a copy? Other WoodChips in their cubes:  Me too!  Me too!

I thought to share a fun update with you this issue.  So, you may recall I was flying back to Orlando a couple of Fridays ago after being stranded in a St. Louis winter storm which had caused my earlier flights to be canceled.  Lucky for me, I was able to reserve the last available [...]

Get a free 2014 WoodChips calendar with this cartoon on it… calendars have all the cool holidays, like Belly Laugh Day, and Talk Like  Pirate Day… and yeah, yeah, all the normal boring holidays too.  Just click below… Cartoon Dialog: Office Worker 1(from their cubicle): How’s it going? Office Worker 2 (also from their cubicle): [...]

  You may be surprised to know that a few of the WoodChips characters are based on real people.  And one of my favorites in that category is June Nipper. June’s real name is Pat, and she was a work associate of mine some years ago.  She was a great, fun-loving gal with an outrageous [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Setting – Woody is at the Bark ‘n Barley bar talking with the barkeeper Mimosa. Mimosa: Why are you so down, Woody? Woody: Because I’ve been working on my income taxes and it’s not looking good. Mimosa: Why do we have to pay taxes anyway – why can’t the government just pay for [...]

    I was flying back to Orlando on Friday after being stranded in St. Louis due to the winter storm that hit Thursday — which had caused my flight to be canceled.  Lucky for me, I was able to reserve the last available seat on the flight. You may imagine that the airport was [...]

Soooo … it’s getting down to the wire on getting a Valentines Day card. Actually, if you were planning on mailing it, I’m sad to say, you may be too late. No worries. You can send our free WoodChips TreeCard (e-card) pictured above and it will arrive instantly. Outside of showing a fun, forest twist [...]