Cartoon Text: Mimosa (the bartender): Woody, you shouldn’t eat all of that (cheeseburger), it has a lot of fat in it. Woody (the bar customer raising a huge cheeseburger to his mouth): Fat, Schmat!  My only problem with fat is there’s no sugar in it.

Cartoon dialog for our visually challenged friends: Two ancient Mayans, with their bodacious headgear made of a gold crown with a big bird on it, are standing in front of one of the huge Mayan pyramids.  The steps leading down from the pyramid are numbers by years, ending with 2010, 2011 and finally, the last [...]

Hey, I just wanted to get you prepared for the next end of world thing coming up. It’s actually hard to keep track of all these end of worlds these days.  I’m not even sure what the proper grammar is for end of worlds, what with there’s only really supposed to be one of them. [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Conversation in the White House on the edge of a Fiscal Cliff. We’re out of money, O’Bark. What are we going to do to keep “going forward?” Tax the rich. OK Boss – we taxed the rich and spent all the money.  Now we’re out of money again and the people will be [...]

So sometimes I have second thoughts on the sensitivity of a cartoon — and this is one of them.  I changed it to be a bit more politically correct by Mimosa correcting Woody and pointing out he was being insensitive.  You can compare it to the cartoon posted earlier and see what you think. I [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Woody and Mimosa are in the GrocerTree store choosing a frozen Bummerball Turkey — you know, the ones that are packed in the plastic netting. Woody: What do you think of this turkey, Mimosa? Mimosa: Ummm – I don’t know.  You’d think the turkeys would see the net and just run. Have a [...]

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So these days you’ve probably been hearing an awesome bunch of government numbers thrown around in the news and debates – all concerning taxes and the federal budget and deficit spending and what not. I certainly have, and while watching the last debate it put me in mind of how real mathematicians treat numbers, which [...]

Cartoon Text TV Announcer: This evening in the RagMuffin Poll RomTree leads by 2 points, but in the GiddyUp Poll OBark is ahead by 2 points all outside the margin of error. Mimosa: What’s it all mean, Woody? Woody: That we are a Poll – arized nation   Tree Translation: About the Presidential election and [...]