CARTOON SETTING: Setting:  Sign says YewZappum Hunting Lodge – Featuring Drone Deer Hunting. A hunting lodge is in the background.  A deer is intently looking at Woody and the deer hunter from behind the sign – using binoculers. And a drone in the sky has just released an explosive missle going straight for the deer. [...]

IMAGE and SETTING:  A silhoutte progression from ape to pre-human to Neanderthal to Homo Sapiens to WoodChip.  

SETTING:  Elmer is fishing in a stream.  There is a big wall with an eye in it that he has hooked. CAPTION: Catching the elusive WallEye.

CARTOON DIALOG: Setting: Cherry writing in her Daily Log… thinking Cherry (her thought as writing): OK, so I finally figured out where babies come from… … but who brings the storks THEIR babies? Caption: Cherry was always puzzling over things in her daily log.  

CARTOON DIALOG: Setting:  Woody and Mimosa the bartendress are in the Bark n Barley bar.  Woody is writing something. Mimosa: Hey Woody, what are you writing? Woody: A Want Ad. Mimosa: A Want Ad!  What’s that about? Woody: Wanted: An air-tight alibi for last night from 8 PM ’til midnight.  

CARTOON DIALOG: SETTING:  Three houses,  One is built very nice, one is being built really fast, and one is a total shack. Nice house: You can have it good Fast House: or fast Shack: or Half Fast (cheap) Pick any two!

CARTOON DIALOG: Setting: Maple and Elmer standing in front of the Statue of Liberty.  Elmer is pointing to a sign that says, “Give me your emails, your passwords, your phone call records… I lift my lamp beside the golden door.” Maple: I thought it was about liberty and freedom for the huddled masses and stuff [...]

Recently we were pleased when a WoodChips cartoon was published in The Reason Report, a national publication.  Reason was doing a series of articles on the TSA and felt the cartoon fit the theme of the series. You remember the TSA, yes… those friendly folks at the airport that do a free frisk and scan [...]

CARTOON DIALOG: Setting:  Mr. BigTwig is holding a budget meeting with Maple and co-workers.  There are papers all over the conference room table. Mr. BigTwig:  Blah, blah, blah … not to mention we’re also over budget by 50%. Maple (commenting to co-worker):  How come when somebody says, “Not To Mention,” they always mention it? Caption at [...]

I’ve got to say, things have just turned out swimmingly this week.  I mean, help comes from the strangest places — and when you least expect it. For example, all week I have continued to struggle with the new MilliSoft (not the real company name) operating system called Broken Windows Panes 8 on my new laptop.  And I’ve been [...]