De-Suckify or desuckify: [dee-suhk'-if-aye]; verb; origins Latin suckus nil (literally to suck not); def. the act of trying to convince others that something that really sucks, doesn’t. Usage examples 1: A major US political party is currently trying to de-suckify certain health care legislation to the American public. 2: The computer systems engineers totally botched [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer and Doctor TreeAge, both standing in his doctors office. Doctor TreeAge: I’m sorry to say that you have CDO. Elmer: What’s CDO? Doctor TreeAge: It’s like OCD but with the letters in alphabetical order the way they should be. In Case Your Friend Didn’t Get The Joke: Hey, we know you got [...]

CARTOON DIALOG: Setting: Elmer watching the television news, almost spilling the drink in his hand. Newscaster: “This just in… Americans are richer than ever before… except for the poor and most of the middle class.”

Setting:  The Merry Woodster is trudging on a path with ice, in the cold.  Nearby is a church, but farther up on the hill is a tavern. Merry Woodster (thinking):  The church is near, but the roads are icy, the tavern is far, but I will walk carefully.

Many tree rings ago, in about 1620 more or less, there was a small forest in the old world of England. The trees in this forest wore funny hats and big shoe buckles on their roots and were known as Pilgrims, although no one really knows why they were called such an un-tree like name. [...]

FREE 2014 WoodChips calendars now available.  Click here to get yours now… Did I mention they are FREE Cartoon Dialog: Woody and Mimosa are in the GrocerTree store choosing a frozen Bummerball Turkey — you know, the ones that are packed in the plastic netting. Woody: What do you think of this turkey, Mimosa? Mimosa: [...]

The free WoodChips calendars have been very popular, with many people around the world downloading them.  So as the year 2013 draws to a close, I thought to see which calendar had been downloaded the most. The Lady of Leisure calendar cartoon pictured above was the winner, so I made sure this calendar would be available again [...]

What can be better than Cool and Free?! So, hey, get your FREE 2014 WoodChips calendars here … they have all the cool holidays like Belly Laugh Day, Talk Like A Pirate Day – even National WoodChips Day … and yeah, yeah, we have all the normal, boring holidays on it as well — big [...]

CARTOON DIALOG: Setting: WoodChip Elmer standing in front of his barbecue grill in the dark of night flipping a burger and quaffing a brew. Elmer (thinking); Neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of night… stays this Bar-B-Que Meister from his appointed grill…

Wow – there sure is a lot of confusion in healthcare and government these days.  It’s hard to know what’s going on. And those Viagra commercials just add to the whole thing with their dire warnings about using their product…  although I had a buddy of mine tell me over the phone the other day [...]