CARTOON DIALOG:
Setting: Maple and Elmer standing in front of the Statue of Liberty.  Elmer is pointing to a sign that says, “Give me your emails, your passwords, your phone call records… I lift my lamp beside the golden door.”
Maple: I thought it was about liberty and freedom for the huddled masses and stuff like that.
Elmer: No – it’s been updated.  Think of it as the new Freedom Release 2.0.
Maple: So it’s an improvement?
Elmer: Not really… more like the Windows 8 release disaster where they totally forgot about the user.