CARTOON DIALOG:

Setting:  Woody and Mimosa the bartendress are in the Bark n Barley bar.  Woody is writing something.

Mimosa: Hey Woody, what are you writing?

Woody: A Want Ad.

Mimosa: A Want Ad!  What’s that about?

Woody: Wanted: An air-tight alibi for last night from 8 PM ’til midnight.