Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer and Maple looking at the full moon at night.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is pointing to a big sign.  The sign says “It Pays To Always Plan Ahead.”  But Woody didn’t plan ahead when he drew the sign because he ran out of space on the sing and the worrd “Ahead” is squeezed into the last part of the sign, barely fitting in it.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting:  Mimosa the bartendress and Woody are in the Bark n Barley Bar.  A TV announcer is talking on TV. TV Announcer: And in the stock market, our very own analyst Yul B. Broker, recommends you  go long MilliSoft, and short ACME corporation. Mimosa: I don’t get that stock market talk, Woody. Woody: [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: A chicken is standing by the road across from a pub. Chicken (thinking): I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody pointing to a big sign.  Te big sign says, “Always finish what you sta”

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer in his backyard barbecuing. Elmer (thinking): I’m better at procrastination than anyone I know… that is, whenever I get around to it.