Archive for the ‘All TheWoodChips’ Category


Mimosa’s Size Matters Dream

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Trump Stumps In Wisconsin

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Late Night Drinking Lecture

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Political Parrot Talk

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Always Plan Ahead

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is pointing to a big sign.  The sign says “It Pays To Always Plan Ahead.”  But Woody didn’t plan ahead when he drew the sign because he ran out of space on the sing and the worrd “Ahead” is squeezed into the last part of the sign, barely fitting in it.

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The Long And The Short Of The Stock Market

Cartoon Dialog: Setting:  Mimosa the bartendress and Woody are in the Bark n Barley Bar.  A TV announcer is talking on TV. TV Announcer: And in the stock market, our very own analyst Yul B. Broker, recommends you  go long MilliSoft, and short ACME corporation. Mimosa: I don’t get that stock market talk, Woody. Woody: [...]

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Libertarian Chicken About To Cross The Road

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: A chicken is standing by the road across from a pub. Chicken (thinking): I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned.

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Always Finish What You…

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody pointing to a big sign.  Te big sign says, “Always finish what you sta”

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Putting Off Procrastination

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer in his backyard barbecuing. Elmer (thinking): I’m better at procrastination than anyone I know… that is, whenever I get around to it.

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Old People Drinking

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody and Mimosa the bartendress at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar.  A news reporter is talking on the TV on the wall. News Reporter: A recent university study concludes that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. Woody: They need it. [...]

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