Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple and Elmer are watching legislation being passed in Washington D.C. Senator: All in favor of the Omnibus Resolution for Perpetual War, Health Care Clarification Act (with 12,347 new rules), Freedom To Pilfer IRA Retirement Savings Act, the new Anticipated Dividend / Capital Gains Tax, Citizen’s Email Seizure Bill… hmmm… and funding [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: June Nipper standing with her guitar and a drink, asking a question. June Nipper: Have you noticed as you get older that your underwear creeps up on you… June continues: … and you kind of like it. I think this would make a funny birthday card, don’t you?

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Mimosa, Woody and an Indian are in the Bark n Barley Bar.  Woody is eating a giant cheeseburger. Mimosa: Woody, you shouldn’t eat that, it has a lot of fat in it.  You should be a vegetarian and get healthy. Woody: Vegetarian!   Yechhh!  I’ll never give up my carnivorous ways. Indian: Yeah, [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: The White House.  President Obama and Vice President Joe are talking. President Obama: Just exactly what is a STRATEGY, Joe?  Is it a fund raising technique… or maybe a new way to use my teleprompter… or what??? Vice President Joe: Hmmm… not sure where to begin with this one, Chief…

This month, WoodChips subscribers in France viewed the WoodChips site more than any other non-US country.  So in a tribute to them, we created this cartoon in French. And it seems to be a nice French sentiment, and one of mine as well.  Now, you have to be careful with translations, I mean, this may [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple has just entered Mr. BigTwigs office.  Behind his desk, Mr. BigTwig has a poster on the wall that says, TEAMWORK – A bunch of people doing what I say. Maple: So what do you want to do boss? Mr. BigTwig: Well, there a re a couple of things… so let’s start [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody and W. C. Tree are having brews down at the Bark n Barley Bar. W. C. Tree: Drunk is when you feel SOFISSCATED… but can’t pronounce it. Woody: Good to know, W. C.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer is watching the news on TV;  He almost spills his brew with the surprising announcement from the chairman of the Federal Reserve. Announcer: Breaking news… in testimony before Congress, the Federal Reserve Chairman just stated that… “There is NO INFLATION, although prices inexplicably continue to rise.”

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark n Barley Bar talking with bartendress Mimosa. Mimosa: Why are you so down, Woody? Woody: I was going to write a book and be famous. Mimosa: So what happened? Woody: I went to the library and saw that they already have plenty of books.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Capt’n Stumpy standing on a beach while his sailboat the Shiver Me Timbers is anchored off shore flying a pirates skull and crossbones flag. Capt’n Stumpy: It’s more fun to be a pirate than to join the Navy.