Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Cherry is writing in her daily log and journal. Cherry (thinking and writing): Hmmm… so today at scholl my teacher asked what was the greatest invention and I said the THERMOS BOTTLE. Cherry (thinking and writing more): It keeps hot things hot, and cold things cold. Cherry: How does it know?

Cartoon Dialog:  Setting.  Woody meets Oakey Pokey at a fork in the road.  Oakey is carrying a bag. Woody: What’s in the bag, Oakey Pokey? Oakey Pokey: Chickens Woody: So if I guess how many chickens will you give me one? Oakey Pokey: Shucks, Woody, if you can guess how many chickens, I’ll give you [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody just finished a brew at the Bark n Barley Bar and thinks he needs some coffee. Woody: Hey Mimosa, I’ll have a coffee without cream. Mimosa: Sorry, we’re out of cream. Mimsa (thinking): Hmm… but we do have milk. Mimosa: How about a coffee without milk?

Cartoon Dialogue: Setting: Woody and W.C. Tree at the Bark n Barley Bar.  A Hillary Clinton-like person talking on the bar TV. Hillary-like person:  …and we were so poor that the Arkansas Bank came over and repossessed the Free calendar they gave us at the county fair… Woody:  What ever happened to politicians promising “A [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Moses is up in the mountains with an iPad.  There is a scroll of the Ten Commandments laying at his feet. Big Voice From The Sky (and lightning bolt): No, Moses, I said SCROLL DOWN to the Ten Commandments link, then press the ETCH IN STONE button. Moses: Confused – question marks [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is having a brew at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar.  Mimosa, the bartendress, is pouring another brew. WoodY: Hey, Mimosa, do you know what time it is? Mimosa: You mean right now?

Cartoon Setting: Maple and Fern are chatting in the office by the water cooler and Fern’s computer workstation. Maple: Mr. BigTwig said we should all give 100% at work… Fern: Oh, I always give 100%… 10% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 45% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday…

Cartoon Dialog: DeadWood, the acting police officer, is trying to pull Mimosa over.  He is riding his Holly Davidson Unicycle.  Mimosa is wearing a tight, pink, cardigan sweater. DeadWood: Pull over. Mimosa: No, it’s a cardigan, actually, but thanks for noticing.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer is barbecuing, drinking a brew and flipping a hamburger in the air with his barbecue tongs. Elmer (thinking): This is so cool… I’m supporting the Bill of Rights.  That one about the right of the people to keep and bear tongs.