Cartoon Dialogue: Setting: Woody and W.C. Tree at the Bark n Barley Bar.  A Hillary Clinton-like person talking on the bar TV.
Hillary-like person:  …and we were so poor that the Arkansas Bank came over and repossessed the Free calendar they gave us at the county fair…
Woody:  What ever happened to politicians promising “A chicken in every pot?”
W. C. Tree: Yeah… or saying “What this country needs is a good five cent cigar?”