Barbecue Bill Of Rights

Is this Barbecue amendment really in the Bill of Rights?

Cartoon Dialog:
Setting: Elmer is barbecuing, drinking a brew and flipping a hamburger in the air with his barbecue tongs.
Elmer (thinking): This is so cool… I’m supporting the Bill of Rights. ┬áThat one about the right of the people to keep and bear tongs.

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