The New 4th Of July Fireworks Stand

The NEW 4th of July fireworks.Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple and Elmer are at the fireworks stand shopping for fireworks.  There are Read the rest of this entry »

Don’t Ask Dad For A Drink Of Water

Elmer uses son Chip as a water dowsing rod to find water.
Cartoon Dialog: Setting:  Elmer is using son Chip as a water dowsing rod to find water.  His sister Cherry is watching this – puzzled.
Chip (being shaken around like a dowsing rod): That’s the last time I ask Dad for a drink of water.

Politicians and Mathematicians Use Imaginary Numbers

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When You’re Up To Your Alligators

Maple is overwhelmed in the swamp with lots of alligators trying to remember what she was going to doCartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple standing in a stream, arms up raised, looking overwhelmed.  There are hungry alligators Read the rest of this entry »

Cherry Writes About The Stone Age

Cherry writes a convoluted world history story in her journal, and finally gets to the write answer.Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Cherry writing in her log about the Stone Age. Read the rest of this entry »

Mo’ Metadata

DeadWood asks a presidential candidate about NSA metadata.Cartoon Dialog: Setting: DeadWood is attending a presidential campaign rally with many other Read the rest of this entry »

Big Insights From The Employee Survey

The infamous employee survey.Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple and Fern are at work gossiping and talking by the water cooler. Read the rest of this entry »

The TV Survey Destroys Woody’s Best Pickup Line

Woody's timing with his best bar pickup line is destroyed by the TV announcer.Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark n Barley Bar using his best bar pickup line on Mimosa… who is in a skimpy pink bikini and is Read the rest of this entry »

Sans Ambition

So how is your office ambition meter today?Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Shows a bunch of WoodChips office workers in a cubicle farm.  There is a big sign that says “Think Outside The Box – Read the rest of this entry »

Woody Has A Cold

Don't you just love all those cold remedys... ahh-choo!Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark n Barley Bar with Mimosa and the Indian.  Woody has a cold and Read the rest of this entry »