You Don’t Need A Parachute To Skydive, But…

You don't need a parachute to skydive, but...

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: DeadWood is talking to Woody at a skydive school at the airport.  There is a big sign that says “Parachute rental – $200.”
DeadWood: Your parachute rental prices seem awfully expensive!
Woody: No problem… Technically you don’t need a parachute to skydive.
Woddy (continuing): You just need a parachute to skydive twice.
Caption: Beware sentences starting with “No Problem” or “Technically.”

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