The Great Turkey RIF (Reduction In Force)

There's a big Turkey Reduction In Force (RIF) coming very soon.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Office workers in cubes – talking.
Girl worker: Don’t you feel kind of sad for the big turkey population reduction at Thanksgiving?
Guy worker: Not really… Hey, by the way, what’s this email mean about synergy and hitting company budget targets before the holidays?
Girl worker: I have neither the time nor crayons to explain this to him.
Other Guy Worker: Me neither.

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