Panda – An Asian Tree-dwelling Mammal

So a panda waddles into a restaurant, sits down in a booth and orders a sandwich.

He munches the sandwich, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead on the spot.

As the panda stands up to leave, the owner shouts, “Hey! Where do you think you’re going? You just shot my waiter, and you haven’t even paid for your sandwich!

“”Hey, man,” the Panda shouts back, “I’m a PANDA, look it up in the dictionary!”

So the manager opens up his dictionary and reads: “Panda: an Asian tree-dwelling mammal with distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”

Beware of some tree-dwelling mammals  – and have a great day – J. Daniel

P.S. Can’t believe I just published that – it takes courage to be on the internet (chuckle).

P.P.S.  Didn’t draw the Panda – it came from MS Publisher clip-art – they have a nice selection – check them out.  I draw virtually everything on the site.  If it’s something I didn’t draw, I note it.  Fair is fair.  And my thanks to the artist who contributed it – cool panda.

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