Cartoon setting:  WoodChips character DeadWood and others are listening to a Presidential candidates speech.  DeadWood, sitting on his Holly Davidson unicycle, asks the candidate a question.
DeadWood: What about all the NSA data collection.
Candidate: I fully support the First Amendment for free speech, and I’ll double the NSA budget.  Hmmm…  I never meta data I didn’t like.
Cartoon caption: Campaign promises are flying… now to make sense of them???