A Duck Hunting Distinction

Woody is insisting it is goose hunting, not duck hunting.
Setting: Woody and a hunter are at the Yew Zappum duck hunting lodge.  Woody has just shot a bird, now falling from the sky.
Woody: It isn’t a DUCK, it’s a goose!!!
Hunter: OK, so technically it’s a goose, but he forgot to DUCK!!!

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