Archive for the ‘All TheWoodChips’ Category


A Hungry Drink

So the old Captn Stumpy tells Woody he’s hungry, so what do they do?  Well, naturally they want to get a drink at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar.  That’s some pair of characters there.

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WoodChips Viewed In 85 Countries Around The World

The WoodChips are regularly viewed in 85 countries around the world.  Can you guess the top five? Well, the United States at number one is probably a gimme.  But how about the next five (see chart below)? You might be surprised. If you look at the number of pages viewed, the next five are Germany, [...]

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Hoping Your Thanksgiving Rocks

Many tree rings ago, in about 1620 more or less, there was a small forest in the old world of England. The trees in this forest wore funny hats and big shoe buckles on their roots and were known as Pilgrims, although no one really knows why they were called such an un-tree like name. [...]

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Thank God It’s Friday

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Friends Don’t Let Friends Do Stupid Things

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New Rule For Washington-That Will Fix Their @#$!

It seems that all Washington politicians want to do is spend our money to get re-elected.  That’s it – money and re-election.  So if they want to get re-elected so bad, let’s make a new rule. The new rule is a law that says “anytime there is a deficit of more than 3% of GDP, [...]

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Halloween Costume Confusion

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Chicken Gizzard Soup

So I have to confess, I do actually like chicken gizzards, probably something I shouldn’t say out loud or in polite company.  Because I understand people come down pretty hard one way or the other on them — there’s no in-between opinion. I had some friends over for a barbecue one afternoon and offered them [...]

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Cheating Reality

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The Woodsters Chiptionary

braggadocio [brag-uh-doh-shee-oh] noun, plural -cios 1.  empty boasting, bragging 2. a boasting person, braggart MillySoft [mill-ee-soft] company name 1.  a ginormous computer software company, founded 1975, that markets the PC operating system WindowPains 2.  many people believe I am actually referring to Microsoft and their Windows operating system – I ain’t sayin’.  

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