The TV Survey Destroys Woody’s Best Pickup Line
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark n Barley Bar using his best bar pickup line on Mimosa… who is in a skimpy pink bikini and is Read the rest of this entry »
Sans Ambition
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Shows a bunch of WoodChips office workers in a cubicle farm. There is a big sign that says “Think Outside The Box – Read the rest of this entry »
Woody Has A Cold
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark n Barley Bar with Mimosa and the Indian. Woody has a cold and Read the rest of this entry »
Disagreeing With The Boss
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple is in Mr. BigTwig’s office (her boss). Read the rest of this entry »
You Don’t Need A Parachute To Skydive, But…
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: DeadWood is talking to Woody at a skydive school at the airport. There is a big sign that says Read the rest of this entry »
Mo’ Metadata, Please
Cartoon setting: WoodChips character DeadWood and others are listening to a Presidential Read the rest of this entry »
New White House Olympic Event
Setting: The White House, surrounded by the White House Fence, right next to the Fiscal Cliff. A pole vaulter is Read the rest of this entry »
Dan Quayle Nails The Environment Problem
Cartoon Setting: Former Vice President Dan Quayle telling Elmer his thoughts on the environment problem. They are in a Read the rest of this entry »
The Other Side
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Mimosa and Captn Stumpy are on opposite sides of a river and waterfall out in the country. Read the rest of this entry »
Woody Wishes He Had Morgan Freeman’s Voice
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar talking with bartender Mimosa. Morgan Freeman is on the bar TV doing his Read the rest of this entry »
