Disagreeing With The Boss
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple is in Mr. BigTwig’s office (her boss). Read the rest of this entry »
You Don’t Need A Parachute To Skydive, But…
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: DeadWood is talking to Woody at a skydive school at the airport. There is a big sign that says Read the rest of this entry »
Mo’ Metadata, Please
Cartoon setting: WoodChips character DeadWood and others are listening to a Presidential Read the rest of this entry »
New White House Olympic Event
Setting: The White House, surrounded by the White House Fence, right next to the Fiscal Cliff. A pole vaulter is Read the rest of this entry »
Dan Quayle Nails The Environment Problem
Cartoon Setting: Former Vice President Dan Quayle telling Elmer his thoughts on the environment problem. They are in a Read the rest of this entry »
The Other Side
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Mimosa and Captn Stumpy are on opposite sides of a river and waterfall out in the country. Read the rest of this entry »
Woody Wishes He Had Morgan Freeman’s Voice
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar talking with bartender Mimosa. Morgan Freeman is on the bar TV doing his Read the rest of this entry »
I Didn’t Told You So
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody is at the Bark n Barley Bar. His arm is in a sling. Mimosa and June Nipper are behind the bar. June has her traditional guitar and martini balanced on the end of it.
Woody: OUCH!!! I broke my arm riding a motorcycle.
June Nipper: Hey, I’m not the kind of gal to say I told you so… but if I was, I’s really, really be saying it now.
Woody: Gee, thanks for your kind restraint.
All You Really Need In Life…
Cherry writes in her log that all you ever need in life is…
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Cherry is writing in her daily log.
Cherry Writes (thinking): I think all you really need in life is a friend with chocolate.
Maple Writes A Dear Santa Letter
Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple is at her PC writing a Dear Santa letter. Elmer is watching, scratching his head as he stands by the Christmas Tree with gifts under it.
Maple (typing): Dear Santa, This year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body. And please, don’t mix those two up like you did last year. Sincerely, Maple EveryGreen.
