#90-Right To Bare Arms; President’s Stock Market Advice; Two Rules To Stock Investing; How NOT To Cross A River
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| PRESIDENT’S STOCK MARKET ADVICE
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TWO RULES TO PROFITABLE STOCK INVESTING 
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HOW NOT TO CROSS A RIVER
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| SO WHAT WAS YOUR FAVORITE CARTOON?
A. Right To Bare Arms
B. President’s Stock Market Advice
C. Old Chinese Proverb
D. Two Rules To Profitable Investing
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Well, that pretty much covers it for this edition. Now don’t go tearing off all of your shirt sleeves just to exercise your right to bare arms. I’m pretty sure there’s some kind of federal regulation against that… heck, they have regulations for everything these days.
Anyhow, bare armed or not, I hope you enjoyed this edition of The WoodChips.
And don’t forget, you can’t believe everything you see on the “internets.” Except the WoodChips stuff, of course.
Be sure and email us because we love to read all of your thoughts and opinions. And feel free to say what’s on your mind, bend the facts to fit pet theories, or heck, use no facts at all and just let her rip in a stream of consciousness. Factual, thought-out comments are also welcome, although viewed with great suspicion as they don’t fit the format of the national debate.
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