Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Mimosa, Woody and the Indian are at the Bark n Barley Bar.  Woody looks pretty messed up with his arm in a sling. Mimosa: What happened to you, Woody? Woody: I have so many problems I don’t know where to start. Mimosa: Well… that which doesn’t kill you makes you strong. The [...]

Cartoon Dialog:  Setting: Maple and Fern are talking at work on Monday morning. Maple: Good morning, Fern, how’s it going? Fern: Oh God, it’s always the first five days after the weekend that are the hardest.

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Cartoon Dialog:  Setting: Maple talking on two phones at her stockbroker office. Maple: Buy, Sell. Caption: There are just two rules to profitable investing.  Unfortunately, no one knows what they are. Ha – that’s a good one.  Bet you thought I was going to say “Buy low, sell high.” (chuckle)