CARTOON DIALOG: SETTING:  Three houses,  One is built very nice, one is being built really fast, and one is a total shack. Nice house: You can have it good Fast House: or fast Shack: or Half Fast (cheap) Pick any two!

CARTOON DIALOG: Setting: Maple and Elmer standing in front of the Statue of Liberty.  Elmer is pointing to a sign that says, “Give me your emails, your passwords, your phone call records… I lift my lamp beside the golden door.” Maple: I thought it was about liberty and freedom for the huddled masses and stuff [...]