Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Maple is at her PC writing a Dear Santa letter.  Elmer is watching, scratching his head as he stands by the Christmas Tree with gifts under it. Maple (typing): Dear Santa, This year please give me a big fat bank account and a slim body.  And please, don’t mix those two up [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: The EveryGreen WoodChips family is all gathered around the Christmas tree in their house.  Everyone has an iPhone in their hand.  Even DogWood and the mouse have an iPhone. Caption: Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring… They were all on their iPhones.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Mr. BigTwig at his desk in his office.  A consultant from ABC Consulting is talking to him. Consultant: Hi, I’m Joe from ABC Consulting… Would you like your employees to stay focused on their jobs? Mr. BigTwig. Absolutely! Consultant: THEN STOP INTERUPTING THEM!!!