Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer in his backyard barbecuing. Elmer (thinking): I’m better at procrastination than anyone I know… that is, whenever I get around to it.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody and Mimosa the bartendress at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar.  A news reporter is talking on the TV on the wall. News Reporter: A recent university study concludes that elderly people that drink beer or wine at least four times a week have the highest bone density. Woody: They need it. [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody and WC Tree having a brew together at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar:  Hillary Clinton is on the TV screen. Hillary: It’s a fact that we were so poor that the Bank of Arkansas came over and repossessed the free calendar they gave us at the county fair… Woody: I’m always [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Mimosa in the Bark ‘n Barley Bar, with an open bottle of wine, demonstrating how to enjoy it. Mimosa: The secret to enjoying a good wine is simple… Step 1: Open the bottle to allow it to breathe.  Step 2: If it doesn’t look like it’s breathing, give it mouth to mouth [...]

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: WC Tree and Woody down at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar talking. WC Tree: I spent ninety percent of my money on wine, women and song… and basically just wasted the other 10 percent.

Setting: Elmer and Maple are in the kitchen,  Elmer is looking for the bowl – which is right in front of him. Elmer: Where’s the bowl? Maple (pointing right at it and talking to her girlfriend on the phone, saying: Sorry, I had to fin all of the things that were in plain sight for [...]

Setting: Elmer and Maple are in the kitchen,  Elmer is looking for the bowl – which is right in front of him. Elmer: Where’s the bowl? Maple (pointing right at it and talking to her girlfriend on the phone, saying: Sorry, I had to fin all of the things that were in plain sight for [...]