Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Woody and WC Tree having a brew together at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar:  Hillary Clinton is on the TV screen.
Hillary: It’s a fact that we were so poor that the Bank of Arkansas came over and repossessed the free calendar they gave us at the county fair…
Woody: I’m always suspicious of “FACTS.”
WC Tree: Yeah, the only ones I trust are the ones I make up myself.