Cartoon Setting: Maple and Fern are chatting in the office by the water cooler and Fern’s computer workstation. Maple: Mr. BigTwig said we should all give 100% at work… Fern: Oh, I always give 100%… 10% on Monday, 20% on Tuesday, 45% on Wednesday, 20% on Thursday, 5% on Friday…

Cartoon Dialog: DeadWood, the acting police officer, is trying to pull Mimosa over.  He is riding his Holly Davidson Unicycle.  Mimosa is wearing a tight, pink, cardigan sweater. DeadWood: Pull over. Mimosa: No, it’s a cardigan, actually, but thanks for noticing.

Cartoon Dialog: Setting: Elmer is barbecuing, drinking a brew and flipping a hamburger in the air with his barbecue tongs. Elmer (thinking): This is so cool… I’m supporting the Bill of Rights.  That one about the right of the people to keep and bear tongs.