Many tree rings ago, in about 1620 more or less, there was a small forest in the old world of England. The trees in this forest wore funny hats and big shoe buckles on their roots and were known as Pilgrims, although no one really knows why they were called such an un-tree like name. [...]

FREE 2014 WoodChips calendars now available.  Click here to get yours now… Did I mention they are FREE Cartoon Dialog: Woody and Mimosa are in the GrocerTree store choosing a frozen Bummerball Turkey — you know, the ones that are packed in the plastic netting. Woody: What do you think of this turkey, Mimosa? Mimosa: [...]

The free WoodChips calendars have been very popular, with many people around the world downloading them.  So as the year 2013 draws to a close, I thought to see which calendar had been downloaded the most. The Lady of Leisure calendar cartoon pictured above was the winner, so I made sure this calendar would be available again [...]

What can be better than Cool and Free?! So, hey, get your FREE 2014 WoodChips calendars here … they have all the cool holidays like Belly Laugh Day, Talk Like A Pirate Day – even National WoodChips Day … and yeah, yeah, we have all the normal, boring holidays on it as well — big [...]

CARTOON DIALOG: Setting: WoodChip Elmer standing in front of his barbecue grill in the dark of night flipping a burger and quaffing a brew. Elmer (thinking); Neither rain, nor sleet, nor gloom of night… stays this Bar-B-Que Meister from his appointed grill…

Wow – there sure is a lot of confusion in healthcare and government these days.  It’s hard to know what’s going on. And those Viagra commercials just add to the whole thing with their dire warnings about using their product…  although I had a buddy of mine tell me over the phone the other day [...]

CARTOON SETTING: Setting:  Sign says YewZappum Hunting Lodge – Featuring Drone Deer Hunting. A hunting lodge is in the background.  A deer is intently looking at Woody and the deer hunter from behind the sign – using binoculers. And a drone in the sky has just released an explosive missle going straight for the deer. [...]