Archive for August, 2011


Busted For Going Over The Bosses Head

In one of their many office gossip sessions Hazel is telling Maple how she got busted for going over the bosses head. Ummmm … you might not want to post this one in your cubicle … just a thought Have a great day – J. Daniel

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What-O-Scopy

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Right To Remain Silent, But …

So there’s Woody, having a barley pop down at the Bark ‘n Barley Bar and talking to the bartender Mimosa.  He’s telling her how he got pulled over by the police the other night.  When she asks what happened he says, “Let’s just say I had the right to remain silent but not the ability.”

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It’s Always A Good Morning But …

So Maple and Hazel, office mates, are saying good morning to each other.  And Maple observes it’s always good in the morning, but the end of the day doesn’t always match the beginning of the day. This cartoon was inspired by a priceless conversation I overheard at the office the other day.  Ann C., a [...]

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Missing Chips? Blame Stock Market For Beginners

You may have noticed a slowdown in the number of WoodChips newsletters the past two months.  I typically shoot for publishing the newsletter two to four times a month.  Lately it’s been more toward the two times a month publication frequency. This is because I’ve been busy writing my latest book Stock Investing For Beginners.  I have [...]

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Please Stop Flying Your Private Jets

For all you readers out there that have been flying around in your private jets, please stop at once. We are being advised from the highest political levels that you are destroying our economy — please see our press photo above of a recent presidential speech from HealthcAir Force One (Air Force One) concerning extravagant [...]

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Debt Crisis, Dunkin Donuts and Football

WoodChips football expert J. Schmidbauer advises me that the football season is upon us and thank God for that.  I think you’ll all agree after the past couple of months we could use a break. It has been positively stressful lately.  We’ve  faced numerous simutaneous crises such as  1) a football strike, 2) inability to invest [...]

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