#54-Ineptocracy-Just Say No; Also, Can Women Own Too Many Pairs Of Shoes?
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50% Of You Think The Answer Is Obvious
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Health Tip From An Astute WoodChips Reader
… the WoodChips should come with a health hazard warning - I laughed so hard I had to pee a little bit to relieve the pressure to keep from throwing my back out. — Shiona G.
My Response – Dear Shiona. Thanks for the health warning alert and the useful back saving technique – perhaps our other readers will find it helpful. For this great health tip, you are now awarded the Honorary WoodChip Award. Keep them cards and letters coming … and … ummm … go easy on your back, however you do that (chuckle) – J. Daniel
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Ineptocracy – Just Say No
Here’s a new word for you that recently showed up on the internet - Ineptocracy noun. (in-ep-toc’-ra-cy) – a This word kind of confirms a nagging suspicion I’ve had that our Like alcohol, for instance. Only the government could screw up such a wonderful product. You just aren’t going to believe this … click for more Alcohol and Ineptocracy |
Can A Woman Really Own Too Many Pairs Of Shoes?
This cartoon was inspired by a Facebook post from Kim G. Kim has now been made an Honorary WoodChip for her insightful question and inspiration. You can see her name listed among other luminaries in our prestigious Honorary WoodChips list – click here at Honorary WoodChips.
Kim is also the Go To Guru of all things in Social Media. So whether you are a professional looking to increase traffic to your site, or a FaceBook poster that wants to be better at it than all your friends (not that any of us are competitive or anything, heh, heh), you will want to visit her site at Kim’s Site – click here.
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The Ultimate Procrastinator
(2012 Mayan End Of World WoodChips Calendar)
OK, so a lot of you have gotten your free 2012 WoodChips Calendars by now. And then, some others haven’t gotten around to it yet. Hey, it’s only March, right? (chuckle).
So for you ultimate procrastinators, and believe me, I admire your Our top level meetings here at WoodChips Central lead us to believe this would help you get around to downloading the calendar. So go ahead and click here to get your free calendar, before the world ends. And I’d get cracking on that bucket list while your at it (chuckle). Have a great day – J. Daniel
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