Setting:  Maple and Elmer by the Christmas Tree opening gifts.  Maple is holding a cellular phone, next to four huge technical manuals about it. Maple: I used to wish my computer was as easy too use as my phone… Maple : I got my wish… Maple: Now I don’t know how to use it either. [...]

Setting: Elmer and Maple standing outside BarkLeaf Bank.  Elmer is pointing to a sign that says: Merry Christmas… subject to Holiday Season Fees; Santa Service Charge; Christmas Club Fee. Elmer: Hey, it looks like the bank has caught the Christmas Spirit. Maple: Yeah… more like they caught a Christmas FeeVer!

Cartoon Dialog: Two NeanderTrees talking in front of their cave, which has a decorated Christmas Tree out front using a rock as a Christmas Tree stand.  One NeanderTree is holding a big club. First NeanderTree:  So what do you want to do tonight on Christmas Eve? Second NeanderTree:  Let’s go clubbing! First NeanderTree:  Good idea… [...]

Cartoon Setting: Elmer is in Doctor TreeAge’s office.  Doctor TreeAge is holding a long, probing device with a camera on the end of it. Elmer: You want to do a What-O-Scopy?! Sub Heading: I Hate words ending in O-Scopy.

Cartoon Dialog:  Captn Stumpy is in Doctor TreeAge’s office… Captn Stumpy: Doctor, Doctor, I broke me leg in fifty places! Doctor TreeAge: Well, stay out of them places! Sub Heading: Doctor TreeAge always offered sympathetic medical advice.

Cartoon Dialog: W. C. Tree at the Bark n Barley Bar nipping on a bottle of Hard Water XXX. W. C. Tree:  Ahhh, yes, my little Chick-A-Tree… a woman drove me to drink and I didn’t have the decency to thank her for it.

Setting: Captn Stumpy in Doctor TreeAge’s office. Doctor TreeAge: I’m sorry to say you have short term memory loss. Captn Stumpy: Oh, thank God,,, I was afraid you were going to tell me I had short term memory loss.